To all the satan worshipers what in the ..... does he have to offer you?

I, by far, am NOT a satan worshiper, however, those who are are being fooled each and every day by his evil ways. Satan makes these people go out and do all thethings that are bad but makes them feel good in the moment. So I suppose my point is that people who worship satan feel that he is offering the a temporary fix, a feel good moment. They are sadly mistaken.